DIY Cauliflower Grilled Cheese, Corinne VS Cooking #17


Well hello there again, Internet! Corrine here, and you’re watching Corrine vs. Cooking! Today I’m gonna be attempting… THE CAULIFLOWER GRILLED CHEESE. Yeah. Sounds delicious, doesn’t it? I happen to f***in’ love cauliflower and I’ve been seeing this goddamn cauliflower grilled cheese creation all over my Facebook feed for the past couple days and I need to make it. Now normally, I don’t give a f***, I’ll eat bread. I’m not one of those gluten-free people. But I do have a lot of friends who are, so this is my service to them. Because not eating bread…SUCKS And having a good grilled cheese alternative never hurts And, I’m gonna make this a little bit more interesting by going to the farmers market to see if I can procure some cauliflower. Farm to table, BITCHES! Let’s get started, shall we? I was looking for cauliflower, you got any cauliflower, up there? [Inaudible “no”.] Cool, thank you so much! I have a random question for you. [Mmhm?] When does cauliflower season start? [Uhhh, I think it starts in the fall?] In the fall? [We usually get cauliflower with apples…] Okay, cool! Good to know! Thank you! [You’re welcome!] Well dang, that was /fruitless/! Guess we’re gonna have to go for the imported stuff! I was really hoping to lessen the ecological footprint of my cauliflower grilled cheese. Apparently, I have to be an asshole just like everyone else! That cauliflower only had to travel across the country… …that’s not to bad, right? Who cut this cheese anyway? It’s a little pricey. Phwoo, alright. We made it home from yet another excursion to the outside lands. I think we have all the ingredients we need, and I got my chef hat on! So, y’know I’m f***in’ ready to get this party started! *whispers* Let’s do this! Okay. So, the first thing I have to do, according to this little video over here, is cut my cauliflower into /florets/. That’s a hard word to say.. /florets/ {okay Buddy} Upon unwrapping this cauliflower, however, I’m realizing the downfalls of eating things out of season. This sh*t has all kinds of rot spots in it, and it smells /pretty bad/. I don’t even know if this is safe to use, but this sh*t flew all the way from California, so we’re gonna have to f***in’ use it. Just go ahead and shave all that sh*t right off. There ya go, just shave it off. I wish I could do this with parts of /my/ body. Yeah, that’s a lovely image to have while making oneself a grilled cheese sandwich.. *chuckles* Good times… Okay, now we put our broccoli{cauliflower} pieces into the foo processor to make “Cauliflower RICE”. You can’t see this right now, but I put ‘Cauliflower RICE’ in air quotations, ‘Cause it’s not really rice. Yeah. Impalio motherf***ers know all about that cauliflower rice, don’t you? ..A little culty.. Just a little culty… Okay.. anyway, Now we can crack our eggs and mix those up, and then grate some of our parmesan cheese in there. Now, I don’t know why I’m complaining about the cauliflower coming from so far away, this sh*t came all the way from Italy. So.. This grilled cheese has already traveled a ton of miles. And, actually, now I’m finding out that all this other organic sh*t is from China! We’re all being lied to all the time. Alrighty then. Now, I just gotta put some seasoning in there and mix that sh*t up and in the cauliflower goes! Yeah. It’s lookin’ pretty good. Now, what I usually do when I’m cookin’ grilled cheese is put a sh*t ton of butter in the pan. The video didn’t show anything about butter in the pan, but I just think this is really important to the process. Ya need f***in’ butter when you make a grilled cheese sandwich. And, yeah, ya just scoop a couple scoops of your cauliflower mixture into the pan, and kinda shape it into a bread [slice] shape Now, this is the part that makes ya feel a little sad, Is it really that important that I eat bread, that I gotta shape some cauliflower into the shape of pieces of bread?? Is that what my life has become?!? Okay, yeah. So, uh, On my first flipping attempt, I realized that this sh*t is not as easy as it looks. And I actually think the butter did not /help/ my situation.. I think it made things a little too /moist/. So… yeah.. This- This just didn’t work at all. Okay, Attempt Number 2: Without the Butter! Butter doesn’t make everything better, apparently. Just scooping some more cauliflower batter into my pan and shapin’ up my little bread pieces, And, guess what, things are shaping up pretty nicely. Yes. This definitely seems to be working better, things aren’t breaking apart as much so… F***. Whatever, I’m not gonna lose all hope. Regroup a little.. F***in’ sh*t will not stay together. *chuckles of exasperation* *sighs* It’s okay, I think my cheese will hold it all together in the long run. So, let’s get some cheese in there! And now we wait. /This/ is the magical time in a grilled cheese sandwich’s life, you can’t rush this process. You gotta be patient. Okay, I think it’s ready! Let’s do a little pull porn first, shall we? Oh yeah. Look at that gooey deliciousness *chuckles* *sigh* *whispers* You are everything to me. Look who shows up /right when/ the sandwiches finish. [It smells good.] [What is it?] It is a cauliflower grilled cheese, wanna try it? [Of f***in’ course I wanna try it, I’m starving.] Alright, here you go. [Doesn’t look like a grilled cheese sandwich.] It’s made out of cauliflower [What’s made out of cauliflower?] The bread! [The bread…?] Yeah! [Technically then it’s not bread, is it?] It’s bread. [It’s a cauliflower and cheese patty is what it is.] It’s “bread”. [Is that a rabbit, what are you doin’?] *C chuckles* Just try it! *more chuckles* Do you think it’s better than a grilled cheese? [No..] *both start chuckling* Do you think it compares at all to a regular grilled cheese? [No. Not even slightly.] For the record, am I good at making grilled cheese sandwiches? [Yes.] [Yes, you are good at making grilled cheese sandwiches but this..] [is a.. this is terrible.] *R chuckles* [This is terrible] It doesn’t taste good, right? [No] *more chuckles from Rob* [It needs some more salt of somethin’] I tried to put salt in it.. I was thinkin’ some sriracha maybe. [It tastes foreign, like something I would eat in a distant country and not enjoy.] [but I’m eating it here] Racist. [No, I’m just saying, there’s different food out in the world, some of it you don’t like.] [This is one of ’em.] Sriracha makes everything better. [Yeah.] [Yep. You gotta numb your tongue first.] Right. [And then it tastes alright.] Yeah, alright, thank your for your feedback. Thank you. [*distant* You’re welcome.] It’s very *starts laughing* artistic… I’d be PISSED if I got this instead of a grilled cheese. I probably won’t be making this again. You f***in’ lied internet. You LIED. Why? Why do you have to lie?? ..hat is just stupid now! Stupid! ..unworthy of it.

100 comments on “DIY Cauliflower Grilled Cheese, Corinne VS Cooking #17”

  1. Sami Stark says:

    rob and corinne ….you guys feel like family <3

  2. Kavanix 71 says:

    Parmigiano reggiano cheese can only be made in certain parts od Italy so you cant complain about it coming from Italy.

  3. Heaven Daniel says:

    I hate colliflower it is an inposter it thing its so great when they realy stole brokalies look 😂😂

  4. Latrisha Collins says:

    You need tomato soup to dip it in

  5. NOWIMBACKWITHTHEMADNESSIMACHAMPION says:

    My mom made cauliflower grilled cheese once. and I was excited since I love grilled cheese and I like cauliflower, but it was bad. The cauliflower wouldn’t stay together, and it spreads out like a pancake. So for dinner we had like a double layer “grilled cheese” pancake thing

  6. SoloBunny524 says:

    I think you should do a redo on this. Try squeezing out all of the juices from inside the cauliflower after you use the food processor

  7. Melissa H says:

    Callieflower

  8. Sunshine Kisses says:

    I love Rob in this video. It’s like that’s him in reality rather than “on camera Rob”.

  9. Sofia Simons says:

    You should try troom troom life hacks

  10. Isaac Meyer says:

    These people try too hard. 100% they aren't like this irl.

  11. Breadly Deadly says:

    pleASEE DO GRILLED CHEESE CROUTONS AND TOMATO SOUP

  12. TunaSubBackwards says:

    Women don’t deserve rights

  13. Angel says:

    👍👏

  14. Ronja says:

    just use gluten free bread. you know that there’s gluten free bread right?

  15. Alyssa Gwin says:

    Eating grilled cheese while watching

  16. Savvy DeLong says:

    I've never related to anything more than I've related to rob and his kanye 2020 shirt

  17. Abbey Desaa says:

    now wth happened at 1:00
    random accent? ok

  18. Angry Pixie Design says:

    SQUEEZE THE CALIFLOWER CORRINNNNNEEEEEE

  19. Simply Vanilla says:

    instead of this, i would just make a cheese toastie with cauliflower. like, boiled cauliflower and cheese on bread… that's.. pretty obvious… yeah…

  20. Meghan Elias says:

    You have to squeeze out all the water before doing anything like that with califlour. Best to make the "dough" all in one go and then freeze the rest for future use.

  21. Super Moosie says:

    Rob: – ”This tastes TERRIBLE!” *takes another bite* 😂👍

  22. Creators Archive says:

    In Oregon we get the local shit

  23. Lorenzo Potrich says:

    I LOVE cauliflower!

  24. audrey peralata says:

    ugh, its almost midnight and i feel like a toastie (thats what we call "grilled cheese" in australia)

  25. Macky McLemore says:

    Did noone tell her you bake it in bread shape pieces and then make a grilled cheese?

  26. Nuxes101 Games says:

    Are you able to make broccoli grilled cheese? Is that even possible

  27. World's Okay-est Person says:

    Cauliflower= albibo broccoli

  28. moniafranektano says:

    Rob is so nice to corrine❤️

  29. Isabella Grace says:

    robs shirt isn't too appropriate now

  30. lonelyjokers 4 says:

    You think cauliflower grilled cheese sandwich is a lie, my mom used to make cauliflower mashed potatoes.

  31. Kitty〉^·^〈 says:

    Kudos to you Corinne for at least trying to find local cauliflower.

  32. Randomgirlwhosings0804 says:

    Since it is fall now, you should retry this and see if there is any difference with fresh cauliflower

  33. Abby Rose says:

    I go to whole foods too I love it they have baby bananas

  34. Markoos Guerrero says:

    Is there such thing as a Mac and Grilled Cheese

  35. Bella Alexis says:

    So I've made this before.. and you have to season the hell out of it for it to taste decent. I liked it when I made it.

  36. Jessikm 670 says:

    I lov this video

  37. Ashley Jett says:

    I just want to say how awesome you guys are!

  38. Gabriella Burgos says:

    Try baking or toasting or deep frying it before you putting it in the pan.

  39. Jam Shambles says:

    Rob is correct, it's cauliflower cheese patties.

  40. Chelsea Holbrook says:

    You and rob should make a ton of grilled cheeses using different vegan cheese or lactose free cheeses to see which is the best for people like me who cant have dairy

  41. Rachel G says:

    Pearl bomb paint job next!!!!

  42. bex_star Midnight says:

    Americans says cauliflower strange

  43. cutsyartsy the inkling says:

    She put a little drizzle on there

  44. Liz Wiant says:

    Thank you for this video I am starting keto with my husband and he loves grilled cheese

  45. GirlWhoDoesStuff C says:

    “This is terrible”
    Continues to eat it

  46. Amelia Acojido says:

    4:41
    corinne: "things are shaping up"

    me: whispers "things are shaping up to be pretty odd"

  47. Cap’nLemonSnart ! says:

    It’s not just vegans or whatever that eat cauliflower rice..Diabetics, and women with PCOS too Yknow…

  48. Mystery Random says:

    Watching from 2019 who else. Like if you are.

  49. techypurple 0914 says:

    You should've put a little Flour, water, egg and a LITTLE cheese with it then it'll stay. You should cook the cauliflower before hand and squeeze it to drain the liquids before you mix it with the "mixture"

  50. Kawaii Panda says:

    I love cauliflower I want to make a cauliflower grilled cheese

  51. Dont question my username plz says:

    :0 monster cheese :3

  52. Dani Golightly says:

    Yeah, just eat bread. Even gluten free bread is going to taste better and be way easier than this crap.

  53. Jessica Vincent says:

    You should have taken that cauliflower back. It wasn't because it was out of season… It was just bad.

  54. Olivia Slapczynski says:

    The amount of butter you used is grossly horrifying

  55. Katy Rivera says:

    Fucking love them!!!

  56. blueblue 31 says:

    Hey Corinne you should try cauliflower rice it's pretty easy even I can make it and I'm pretty young so…. yeah you should try it! 😊

  57. mango peach says:

    You could also always make or acquire bread that was made using gluten-free flour, like almond flour or rice flour.

  58. Perri Kapp says:

    Lol cauliflower always smells a little bad

  59. Amy May says:

    TRY CHESSY CALIFLOWER MASHED POTATOES

  60. bff SQAUD unicornss says:

    I LOVE BREAD WITH CHESSE :3
    With. Toast :3

  61. TheMsClownface says:

    Rob staying over there all suspicious glazing at the cauliflower, beeing all confused that it smells delicious makes me crack up xD So precious haha

  62. Sunny Indigo says:

    I recommend making cauliflower pizza bc I know you like it a lot

  63. Bob Janvrin says:

    Cooked cauliflower holds a few onces of water and needs to be squeezed out. I chop mine to rice size. and squeeze it through a cheese cloth. Add an egg or two and 1/4 cup of mozzarella cheese, mix it and divide it up and it wont fall apart.

  64. Cara says:

    Rob was so high in this I'm screaming

  65. Bryleigh Bell says:

    The way you say cauliflower😂😂😂

  66. Rain_ Loxar_Fullbuster says:

    You should try making a whole meal out of black.

  67. Maximo Sanchez says:

    did anyone else get kinda triggered when she says cauliflower

  68. Katie Grumbles says:

    Redo!!!!

  69. Jesus Christ says:

    What’s wrong with China? Huh?!?!

  70. Alexis Avelar says:

    DIY MOCHIE!!!

  71. Minsushi says:

    What’s worse is when you can’t have either gluten or lactose.

  72. Dont question my username plz says:

    Kids. Look at your toys. I can bet I know where it comes from.

    .
    made in china

  73. Boss Skyler says:

    2 years old

  74. sara Bullen says:

    I to like butter on my grilled cheese but slow down Corinne, half a stick! That must taste delicious

  75. Abby Godsen says:

    When you are celiac . . . Whoops

  76. Bleeding games says:

    keto!

  77. Rhyan Eisloeffel says:

    Can you and rob do a man vs Corrine vs pin with a clear pumpkin pie??

  78. _Sky_Ishii_1212 says:

    ‘Collar flower’

    Me: eye twitching col E flower!

    (But who am I to judge she is from a different country then me so yeah)

  79. Kira Judd says:

    "who cut this cheese"lmao sorry I cut the cheese 😂😂😂

  80. Rip Vine says:

    I love radetsky march

  81. Julia Ryan says:

    When she helps people who are gluten intolerant and then I’m over here lactose intolerant 😔

  82. Gabriella Platz says:

    “It taste terrible”as he takes another bite

  83. Sarah Fuger says:

    That's why you check it before you buy it .

  84. MD MD says:

    As nobody else realizes she's been saying call a flower not cauliflower you don't put salt on grilled cheese Americans put salt on everything!!.

  85. Angie Neau says:

    No one : h-
    Corrine : FARMERS MARKET

  86. Cosmosho ! says:

    The thing with people who shop organic is that they complain of the prices then go to an organic store that’s sells fucking cheese for like 15 dollars

  87. supersmex says:

    It looks like Rob hasn't seen the sun in a long time.

  88. Alejandro_FLUFFY says:

    3:45 pie symbol

  89. Panda Pies says:

    Rob looks stoned when he shows up tbh XD

  90. Ali’s Vlog says:

    I know someone gluten free ME

  91. KyrieFortune says:

    ''i want to lessen the carbon footprint of my cheese sandwich but i have to buy imported cauliflower''
    buys cheese that has been imported from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean

  92. Thaliea Miller says:

    Rob: This is terrible
    **takes another bite
    FUCKING ME

  93. Vinsent Sabita says:

    It was necessary to squeeze out excess cauliflower water through the fabric and then they would not fall apart

  94. De'Andrew Jones says:

    Sssssoooooo goooooood

  95. TheGamingVillas says:

    Well it's a good substitute for diabetics like myself.

  96. Michaela Norwich says:

    Make the ocean cake Corinne!

  97. TheKsourmoon says:

    anyone else start worrying about Rob's health all the way back in 2017..because I sure was…

  98. Geometry Dash Arcticat says:

    Corrine: uses air quotations

    Rob: …is that a rabbit?

    I’m dead 😂

  99. Lauren G. says:

    I have celiac disease so i gotta eat stuff like this all the time, cant eat no bread

  100. ItsStorm 252 says:

    When you watch an add you actually like and forget about the video you clicked on ;-;

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *