Instant Pot Pumpkin Chili for Sports Time | No Pressure | Extra Crispy
Hi! I’m Kat and I love my Instant Pot! My Instant Pot uses emotional terrorism to keep me on my toes, so I try to distract myself by cooking! Instant Pot says, “It’s sports time!” Yay, sports! Who doesn’t love pickle ball, downward rolling, throwing, and bending, and golf golf? Bend, bending the other way while being chased? And voting! Also, boating while being chased. Sports! And sports makes me think of chili. Chili’s for friends. I can’t have friends. But Pumpkin can. So Pumpkin brought over the friends. Pumpkin. Hi, Pumpkin! Thanks for comin’ over to make chili. Thanks for bein’ my friend. Chili’s great. Let’s make some. I’m sorry, Pumpkin. But you have to lose your skin now. Look at all that flesh. Aw, Pumpkin I’m sorry you have to see this. I’m so sorry. Sports are nice. Some sports are done by yourself and I do a lot of those. I do, holding my breath for as long as I can, in the hopes that it’ll just stay that way. (inhaling deeply) (upbeat music) There’s cornhole. That’s a sport. Phone throwing is a great sport if you’re a supermodel or a person who gets upset. Voting’s not a sport. You should take that very seriously and do that. Some people throw pumpkins as a sport. I wouldn’t do that to you. You’re gonna be part of me soon. Like a friend who lives inside me. Instant Pot, what sports do you do? (machine beeping) (mellow music) This is the best sport. Of all the sports. We’re gonna cut the flesh. And we don’t need all of this, but we’ll find a way to use it ’cause we’re clever like that. You can carve a face on a pumpkin and pretend its your friend. I don’t have to do that because all my friends are real. They’re also delicious. Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me some delicious chili to eat. It’s hard to cut pumpkins. Hard to do a lot of things. Like sports! There’s, shark diving, stuff touching, and platypus. That’s a great sport. There was one that I saw where people were in a boat. And that was just it. They were in a boat. I think there was a buffet. That’s a lot of pumpkin! Thank you for your service. Chili time! Oil! Whatever kind of oil makes you happy. I like sports. Instant Pot has lots of sports that they like for me to do. Like being awake. And digesting. And allergy having. Onions. The only laws of anything are onions, garlic, and salt. Pumpkin do you know any monsters? From your life as a pumpkin you do? They don’t put salt in their food, do they? Pumpkin you can help me eat the chili but then that would be cannibalism. Or pumpkin, pumpkin-a-little-lism. It’s the little things. The small sense bits. And the crying from the onions. That’s why I’m crying. I’m not crying for any other reason. Just from the way my eyes feel, not the way my soul is. Psyche, I don’t have a soul! I put it in the chili!
(bell dinging) Now that the onions and the garlic are soft, I can put in the meat. You don’t have to put in meat if you don’t believe in meat. (sniffing deeply) Chocolatey. Chocolate. And meat. Cinnamon. There! Cloves. And salt. Chili powder. Whatever kind makes you happiest. Or brings you pleasure. Worst-uh-sheer-frost. Apple cider vinegar. Acid is great. And a bay leaf. I can’t bay leaf that people don’t use this in their chili. I’m sorry. And because of sports, beer! This is tasty beer that is made with goat milk. This one was made by two very nice men who live in Upstate New York, which is not a real place. I think I probably made it up in my head. Their names are Brent and Josh. And they live with goats. Mmm. Beer and sports go together like Instant Pot and me. Which is to say awkwardly sometimes and violently sometimes. But in the end, just perfect. Tomatoes, awesome. Bubble, bubble. No toil. No trouble. Just chili. Plop that pumpkin in there. It smells like sports! How do you feel about chili, Instant Pot? (machine beeping) Instant Pot feels great about chili. It’s time to release the sports chili! (air hissing) This is a really heavy pumpkin. Wow (laughs). Sorry, you. (upbeat dance music) It’s chili time! Pumpkin, we had time to bond while the chili was getting ready. Would you like to try it? It’s not cannibalism I promise. I can’t eat pasta because my stomach is broken. Instant Pot doesn’t have a stomach. And Pumpkin doesn’t have a stomach. They cannot empathize with me. But maybe you can. Spaghetti squash, you’re not really spaghetti. But you pretend to be. You can make a spaghetti squash in the Instant Pot. Or an oven, or a microwave. All you have to do is cut it in half, take the seeds out, steam it a little bit, and then lie to yourself. And then it’s just as good as spaghetti. Time for sports chili. My sport is pretending. We’ve got chili, we’ve got fake spaghetti, we’ve got pumpkins, we’ve got beer, we’ve got sports, Instant Pot and I have each other. We’re winning at the sport of life. No one can take that from me. (whimsical music) Cheers.