James Corden Takes Over as Coach of Arsenal F.C.


IN 1886 NARS ALL IS ONE OF
THE.>>BRILLIANT GOAL, FROM THEEO.>>13 TIME LEAGUE CHAMPION, 12
CUPS, TWO LEAGUE CUPS AND 19 STRAIGHT YEARS IN THE CHAMPIONS
LEAGUE WITH SOME OF THE WORLD’S TOP TEAMS.>>ARSENAL ARE A GOOD CLUB BUT
IT’S TIME FOR THEM TO BECOME A GREAT CLUB. AND WHO BETTER TO SHOW THEM THE
WAY THAN SOME GUY ON A TALK SHOW.>>ON YOU GO.>>I THINK IT WAS OUR SCUT EL. HE SAID INSPIRATION IS A BIG
DEAL.>>GOOD EVENING. WELCOME. TO THIS, THE ARSENAL ELITE
COACHINGÑi SESSION. WOMANCOT. — WOLCOTT. CHAMBER LANE. A REAL NAME.>>APPARENTLY SO.>>ACTUALLY YOUR NAME.>>SOUNDS LIKE A CHEESE.>>– SECONDED BOAT IN HERE
ACTUALLY BELONGS TO DAVID SCHWIMMER. FROM “FRIENDS” SOMETIMES YOU
HAVE TO TAKE PLAYERS OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE. AND THEY’VE GOT TO START TO FEEL
AS ONE OF THE TEAM. THE WIPER OS THE BUS GO SWISH
SWISH SWISH, SWISH SWISH, SWISH.>>I
BA, BLACK SHEEP WAS WHEN I REALLY SAW A CHANGE IN EVERY
SINGLE PLAYER.>>BA BA BLACK SHEEP.>>HAVE YOU ANY WOOL.>>RIGHT, I’M GOING TO NEED
MORE.>>THEY THINK I’M JUST SINGING A
SONG. IT’S NOT, I’M TAKING THEM BACK
TO A TIME WHEN THEY REALLY, TRULY ENJOYED FOOTBALL.>>ONE FOR THE MASTER, ONE FOR
THE DAME.>>HOW MANY FOR THE LITTLE GIRL.>>ONE FOR THE LITTLE GIRL WHO
LIVES DOWN THE LANE.>>EXCELLENT.>>WHEN WE COME HERE, THIS IS
THE FIRST BANK, ACTUALLY THE BANK WHERE DAVID SCHWIMMER FIRST
OPENED AN ACCOUNT.Ñi REGGIE, MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO
LEAD US IN A SONG NOW.>>Reggie: ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR. ♪.>>WE’RE GOING TO WIN. ♪ WE’RE GOING TO DO SOME STUFF. ♪ WE’RE GOING DO SOME STUFF. ♪ AND IF WE DON’T WIN. ♪ AND IF WE DON’T WIN. ♪ WE’LL DESTROY EVERYBODY. ♪ WITH OUR MINDS AND OUR HEARTS.>>IN OUR MINDS AND OUR HEARTS. ♪ WE ARE ARSENAL. ♪ WE ARE AN ARSENAL. ♪ WE’RE AN ARRRR. ♪.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.>>James: THE RETAIL SPACE,
ONE OF 9 MOST FAMOUS BUILDINGS IN ALL OF LOS ANGELES. ACTUALLY BUILT BY DAVID
SCHWIMMER’S DAD. YOU KNOW, THAT THING THERE IS NO
I IN TEAM, I SAY NO, THERE ISN’T. BUT THERE IS ME. COME ON JACKA ROONEY. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.>>IF YOU PUT ME ON THE TEAM,
YOU’LL GET RESULTS.>>ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WELCOME TO THE TRAINING SESSION. WE’LL START AND WE’LL JUST WARM
UP. WE’LL JUST WARM UP. SO JUST OPEN THE GATES. OPEN THE GATES, YES. GRAB THE PINEAPPLES. GRAB THE PINEAPPLES. GRAB THE PINEAPPLE. NOW LET’S JUST LOOSEN UP THE
HIPS. THE OTHER WAY. AND THEN JUST A LIGHT TWERK. JUST TWERK, TWERK IT. IS IT WORTH IT. LET ME WORK IT. I PUT MY DOWN FLIP IT AND
REVERSE IT, YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT IS AMAZING. I’M WORKING WITH THESE PLAYERS. THESE PLAYERS ARE PAID HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EVERY WEEK. AND THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH
OTHER AND THINKING I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPY THAN– HAPPIER THAN
THIS MOMENT.>>THAT’S IT. THAT’S IT.>>I MEAN ULTIMATELY, THIS IS
ALL, FOR ME, QUITE BASIC STUFF. LET’S SEE WHAT WE GOT. GOOD FINISH. GOOD FINISH.>>FOR A LOT OF THESE LADS,
THEY’VE NEVER REALLY DONE TRAINING EXERCISES LIKE THIS
BEFORE.>>I HAVE SEEN THAT SHOW WHERE
HE TALKS TO PEOPLE. I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT GIVES HIM
THE RIGHT TO TRY AND TALK TO US ABOUT FOOTBALL.>>OH! MADE HIM LOOK A FOOL.>>I THINK HE LOOKS MORE– THAN
HE IS A FOOTBALL COACH. THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING. GOOD EFFORT. FOOTBALL IS ABOUT COMMUNICATION. RIGHT? IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT YOU. IT’S ABOUT THE BALL. DAVID, WHAT’S THE BALL SAYING TO
YOU RIGHT NOW?>>SHUT YOUR EYES. REALLY HEAR THE BALL. CAN I HEAR IT SAYING, DAVID
DOESN’T LIKE ME. HE’S SCARED OF ME. KEEP ME CLOSE. PROTECT ME, LOVE ME. WHY DON’T YOU GIVE HIM A KISS. THAT’S IT. WHY CAN’T YOU CHASE ME? GO, CHASE HIM, GO, CHASE HIM,
CHASE HIM, CHASE HIM. NOW PICK HIM UP AND MAKE FRIENDS
WITH HIM, THEEO. MAYBE LIE DOWN AND HAVE A CUDDLE
WITH HIM AWAY FROM THE GROUP. OVER HERE, LIE DOWN. JUST HAVE A LITTLE CUDDLE WITH
HIM. GET TO KNOW HIM. SPOON INTO HIM. THERE YOU GO. LET’S EVERYONE JUST WATCH. REGGIE HAS BEEN OBSERVING YOU. AND HE WILL TAKE SOME OF YOU OFF
FOR A LITTLE SESSION,ñr OKAY? ENGLAND, THAT’S CORRECT, YES.>>DO YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER IN
ENGLAND?>>YES.>>IF YOU WERE ATTACKED BY THREE
PENGUINS, WOULD YOU THINK IT WOULD BE FUN OR HORRIFYING?>>HORRIFYING.>>DO YOU RIDE HORSES IN A SUIT
OFñr ARMOUR?>>NO.>>I LOOK LIKE A MAN IN A BUSH
WITH A FACE TATTOOED ON HIS CHEST.>>EXACTLY CORRECT.>>OKAY. DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND JOHN WHO
LIVES RIGHT OUTSIDE OF KROIDON?>>WHAT?>>FOOTBALL IS ABOUT RESULTS,
ABOUT THE FANS AND I WANTED THEM TO GIVE THE FANS SOMETHING THAT
THEY COULD TRULY BELIEVE IN AND BE PART OF. WE’RE GOING TO TALK NOW A LITTLE
BIT ABOUT CELEBRATIONS. OKAY? THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE CALLED
THE FRYING PAN. DO SO YOU LIE DOWN HERE, AND
BEND THIS WAY. AND YOU LIE DOWN HERE, AROUND IN
A KICKER EL– CIRCLE, OKAY. PERFECT, SO HECTOR, YOU ARE THE
SAUSAGE. YOU JUMPÑi INTO THE PAN AND YOU
GUYS GO WITH YOUR LEGS AND ARMS. THIS IS A HOT PAN. HECTOR, HE’S FOUND SOME SPACE. OH, HE SCORES. HE SCORES. OH MY GOD, THE PLACE HAS GONE
WILD AND OH YES. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>DID I SPRING A BIT OF SHOWBIZ ON THE OCCASION, ABSOLUTELY.>>THE BALL COMES IN, HE SCORES! HE SCORES! AND HERE HE COMES, WITH THE LAWN
MOWER. IT’S LOOK AT THE WAY HE CUT THE
GRASS. (APPLAUSE)
>>THERE IS A REASON THEY CALL YOU THE BEST TOP SECRET IN
FOOTBALL. IT’S NOT SECRET ANY MORE. WE JUST FILMED IT.>>WHAT I SEE TODAY IS A
COMMITTED GROUP OF PLAYERS WHO REALLY GO BACK AND KICK OFF THIS
SEASON IN STYLE. AM I WRONG?>>TERRIBLE. IT WAS THE WORST PLACE I EVER
WORKED WITH. HE BASICALLY HASN’T GOT A CLUE.>>WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO.>>WE’RE GOING TO WIN.>>WE’RE GOING TO WIN THE
LEAGUE.>>I THINK HE SHOULD SPEAK– ALL
RIGHT. GREAT SESSION, GUYS. GREAT SESSION.>>I THINK I’M NEVER GOING TO
GET THIS HOUR BACK IN MY LIFE. TOTALLY WASTED.>>WELL PLAYED. WELL PLAYED. PROUD OF EVERYONE HERE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. LET’S GO BACK AND GET IN THE
BATH.

100 comments on “James Corden Takes Over as Coach of Arsenal F.C.”

  1. Salvador Badillo says:

    At 5:51 David luis look at like thinks hes in Africa we no ruing water

  2. 7Tyler _M7 says:

    "One of the biggest clubs"……Hazard would say otherwise

  3. Diego Rojas says:

    Ospina is like, this gay dude better not touch me!😂

  4. Thomas L says:

    James we miss smithy bring him back not just for the Christmas special but his own show you have left the UK and people are in two minds about it come back to us your family not them Yankees

  5. nowsh azad says:

    I used to support arsenal now I support Man U
    Man united arsenal farted fa la la la la la lal lal la

  6. Maple Maples says:

    And No Champions League Ever!

  7. Mister Demonic says:

    That's why thoe left

  8. Gabriel Barbosa Rezende says:

    Oh gosh this was way too cringy

  9. I'm Everywhere says:

    Catching up with these videos they are just hallious

  10. Sarlep Aaron Kathar says:

    Bellerin needs to try that celebration tho

  11. Bub Gaming says:

    Sings bar bar black sheep when 80% of arsenal youth are black guys 🤔🙄

  12. isidora polanco cañon says:

    I'm thinking about.. Which video is better than the others?! Hahaha James makese laugh all the time 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  13. Mela Horan says:

    i love their team but everyone was just expressionless

  14. Ak Kampala Kk Kampala says:

    Where is Alex ox chamberlin he is not here anymore he is in the madrid celebrating ucl

  15. Isac Valette says:

    Where the hell is özil?

  16. the marshmellow thing says:

    God he smack literally everyone

  17. Ali Shahbal says:

    Arsenal are back in LA. I think James should coach them again new team.

  18. Soccerguy2310 8 says:

    Tottenham are the best!!! 😏

  19. Oswald Mosley says:

    Arsenal = Senegal 🤦‍♂️🤢

  20. Joanne Moreland says:

    Ox Callum chambers theo whallfot David ospina Jack wilshere alexis Sanchez keiran Gibbs aren't there anymore

  21. Mark Jackson says:

    4:23😂😂😂

  22. Uvuvwevwevweonyetenyvwevwe Ossas says:

    I just love how much of a good sport theo is

  23. Vijisha Sumesh says:

    I feel like they are in a playschool more than in arsenal FC

  24. Yoshiaki Uematsu says:

    This is why arsenal is so bad lately

  25. method789 says:

    0:34 I love how this guy both times stoped James from clapping the butt

  26. Dagum Daniel says:

    Arsenal i am your biggest fan and i am beging u to do the celebration on the next season

  27. Indy15 says:

    At least we’ve got pepe

  28. Ержан Жанузаков says:

    Go to man city there would be much funnier I'm sure

  29. The Cheesy Nachos says:

    the funniest part is that james wears a west ham kit during the session

  30. Ronny p says:

    At 0:32 ox did not approve of the ass smacking 😂😂

  31. Dharmansyah wijaya putra says:

    Skrtttttt jige ubek ni si jika ku kilain

  32. Mister Sean says:

    So now I know why Arsenal plays like shit!

  33. C Joe says:

    That bus is carrying hundreds of millions of dollars.

    Crash it.

  34. K4alidastic K A says:

    My man was holding everything in and then let it all out 7:55

  35. Melinda Neiswanger says:

    This is like a nock off Ted Lasso

  36. Isuru Daranagama says:

    Just imagine when Arsenal actually scores a goal and doing a frying sausage pan on the ground!

  37. Samuel Stephen says:

    So this is why Ospina went on loan.

  38. Rev says:

    chuba akbom !!! <3

  39. Ahmed Salem says:

    James you are a genius

  40. robin clinton says:

    Now i realise why arsenal losses everything

  41. ACL says:

    WoW KnOw I kNoW wHy We ArE iN tHe EuRoPa LeAgUe 3 StRaIgHt YeArS

  42. sonali jootun says:

    😍

  43. Subhranil Dey says:

    Then the downfall for arsenal beagan….

  44. Abdi Mahamoud says:

    Only one of those players in the thumbnail are still at the club

  45. ReadityTF says:

    6:17 was that a fake taxi reference 😂

  46. Feleke Minuta says:

    I like james cordn From 🇪🇹Ethiopia

  47. Daniel Deutsch says:

    #EmeryOut #CORDENIN

  48. Rashid Khalid says:

    The reason the players looked upset its because they were confused if he was just taunting them because they are really crap or its comedy show

  49. Newgengamer 07 says:

    You knw whats funny.All of the playwrs in the thumbnail arent even playin for arsnel any more xd

  50. 5thDawg says:

    Banter FC at its finest! No wonder half these players left 😂😂

  51. Tokyo San says:

    That Lawn Mower is legit af 😂😂😂

  52. ABADIR ABDO says:

    0:32 he slap ass 🤣🤣

  53. Joe Page says:

    If he stays arsenal defo aren't getting champions league #COYS

  54. Aarnav Suresh says:

    More like arse-nal

  55. Olanrewaju Taiwo says:

    Alex Iwobl actually kissed the ball

  56. Sebastian Reolon says:

    To everyone hating
    This was all scripted, im sure the players had a blast

  57. Will Owen says:

    Do you think Sanchez and Ozil just refused

  58. Giant JellyFish says:

    I'm honestly pissed that they haven't done any of those extreme celebrations, they're incredible

  59. Anna libar says:

    Love it he's funny

  60. Pronay Mukerjee says:

    Did James corden seduce jack willshere to West Ham ?

  61. Shane-Tyler Perkins says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  62. Subscribe to me fore no reason says:

    CORDEN OUT BLUD!

  63. Leonel Lara says:

    I played at this school 😳

  64. Leonardo Aziz says:

    Wearing a West Ham Shirt😂😂😂😂

  65. helen b says:

    Arsenal can't take ajoke

  66. hustler d says:

    Boring

  67. Anthony Esendi says:

    Unai Emery

  68. Treat people With kindness says:

    Just gonna say this one direction would totally beat them 🤠🤘🏻👍🏻

  69. Arthur Broad says:

    I really don’t trust James it to carry my club that i support

  70. Harry Fonseca Vinueza says:

    Seems like the way Valverde trains

  71. Jacob Lambert says:

    This explains why Arsenal is in the Europa League and finishing below the top six this season.

  72. Rasul Guialudin says:

    Most of those players dont even play for Arsenal anymore

  73. James Bews says:

    West Ham HAHAHAHA

  74. The Golden Orb says:

    COYS

  75. Son Van says:

    Those celebrations were actually cool tbh

  76. Roblox Soviet Union says:

    I got a wish ad with Gareth bale lol

  77. Saurabh Saxena says:

    Enough of the damn ass slapping James

  78. Paiwand Ibrahim says:

    So this how arsenal trains

  79. Hamdito Badi says:

    2 : 11 excellent ! exept for David ospina 😂😂

  80. Shmuck says:

    Better than Wenger

  81. Lily Chatwin says:

    When arsenal had English players 😂

  82. The England Fan 1966 says:

    “With some of the words top talent.”

    Shows Kieran Gibbs…

  83. Thành Lã says:

    If James did this with Lacazette and Aubameyang now it's gonna be so much more funny

  84. Niall Moran says:

    There is not one player here that plays for Arsenal anymore.

  85. Riczão says:

    Got me scared for a second.
    Thought arsenal were going to get a decent manager

  86. Cristiano Ronaldo 7 says:

    My ass is tattere6

  87. Ahmed hamdhaanu says:

    Wenger has left the chat

  88. daisy rose says:

    i love james so much 😂

  89. THEFISATV says:

    Ox was not amused

  90. motchieus says:

    Frying pan!!!

  91. Leslie Osei Anane says:

    Theo Walcott's face 3:15

  92. anyi O says:

    Sounds like a cheese 😂😂

  93. Rayen veerman says:

    I bet James corden’s Arsenal would end higher then the current man utd team

  94. sk maseehullah says:

    Is there something James can't do? Is there somewhere he can't go?he always makes fool of himself.

  95. Jan Fox-britton says:

    19 straight years in the champions league😂

  96. Almahdi Alsharef says:

    Thats why they are shit Now

  97. Katie Silberman says:

    Let’s go liverpool

  98. AJ Lynch says:

    I feel like there is an inside joke about David schwimmer in which I missed

  99. Maddy Grand says:

    Those celebrations are awesome though. We need more of that type of stuff really.

  100. si_clay says:

    coaching arsenal football team, wearing west ham united jersey..

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